Truer Than Fiction
November 28, 2006 4:52 PM
You gotta hand it to those merry pranksters at the New York Post’s Page Six who today report that Baywatch actress Pamela Anderson has just filed for divorce from new hubs Kid Rock because he exploded at her at a screening of the movie she is now starring in, the box office hit “Borat. ”
In that flick, Anderson is literally the driving obsession of Sasha Baron Cohen, a make-believe Eastern European documentary producer who comes to America and falls in love with her after seeing “Baywatch” reruns. He subsequently travels by car from New York to Los Angeles to meet and marry her. I loved it.
But Page 6 reports that Anderson’s husband did not, calling her a slut, demanding to know why she made that movie. In defense of Anderson, something I never expected to do in my life, she was great and spurned Sasha’s advances in the film.
But tell that to poor Kid Rock who just couldn’t handle a dose of very funny fiction. Thanks Page Six, this is one for the “You Just Can’t Make This Stuff Up” file. And in La La land, such a scene can only boost her up-and-down career. Any bets that she’ll soon have her own reality-based TV show?