Charlie Sheen Unleashes Venomous Attack on Reality Star — With Plenty of Choice Sheen-isms

Jun 14, 2013  •  Post A Comment

It’s probably not the start of anything resembling his Big Meltdown over Chuck Lorre a while back, but Charlie Sheen showed he might still have a little pent-up anger — and he still has a way with words — as he fired a salvo of venom at his latest target: former “Teen Mom” star Farrah Abraham.

TMZ.com reports that Sheen, who stars on FX’s “Anger Management,” became incensed at Abraham for allegedly leaking the content of personal texts between the two. Their initial texts, in which Abraham reportedly was angling for a guest spot on Sheen’s show, have been described as flirtatious, including this one from Sheen:

"You sound fabulous! Would love to get together!!"

But after the texts surfaced on the Internet, Sheen’s mood apparently turned darker. He fired off an angry letter to Abraham, who has been making headlines lately for a sex tape and/or porn tape. Sheen’s letter was published by TMZ. Among the highlights … well, it’s all highlights, so here it is, in full:

“hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

“I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

“your daughter must be so proud.

“please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

“oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.


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  1. Charlie Sheen = Wordsmith

  2. Way to go Charlie!! I am not gonna call her a skank whore, but this Farrah beeach apparently can’t even keep just her mouth from being wide open. The Grand Canyon probably has nothing on her openings!

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