The cover of Rolling Stone carries this line: "Good Golly Miss Miley!" And, sure enough, there’s rock ‘n’ roll’s newest bad-girl wannabe, not wearing any clothes. Here’s a picture of the cover:
Here’s an outtake from the same photo shoot. To see more outtakes, please click here.
Obvious, upcoming career move: A reality show where in each episode a has-been Miley Cyrus devises a new (but always doomed-to-fail) plot to break into a federal prison in order to make a porn video with the surviving Boston Bomber (brother of the human speed bump).
A recurring plot device will be ongoing eMail negotiations with Rolling Stone publisher Jann Wenner for exclusive rights to the still photos. But Jann will continue to hold out for the additional right to tag along and make it the threesome of his wet dreams.
Hilarity may or may not ensue, but this would be “can’t miss” reality TV.