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Today’s Must-Read, to Relieve End-of-Year Stress: ‘The Best Jokes From the World’s Top Comedians in 2014′

Dec 19, 2014  •  Post A Comment

We found it down-under on a website called news.co.au. Here’s an excerpt from an article the Australian website audaciously titled “The best jokes from the world’s top comedians in 2014.” Be prepared to laugh — or groan — or do both …

I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again. — Tim Vine

I worked out that on average I sleep with a little over three people every week. You could say I’m Pi-sexual. — James Bennison

I was walking along the other day, and on the road I saw a small, dead, baby ghost. Although thinking about it, it might have been a handkerchief. — Milton Jones

I used to think an ocean of soda existed, but it was just a Fanta sea. — Bec Hill

My wife told me: “Sex is better on holiday.” That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive. — Joe Bor

I wonder how long it will be until airlines aren’t only charging for physical baggage, but for emotional baggage too? Not that it’d bother me. I’m fine. Really. Just ask my dad. WHO’S NEVER THERE! — Tegan Higginbotham

2 Comments

  1. Bad, bad year for comedy, if these are the funniest jokes of 2014. I almost smiled at the baby ghost/handkerchief….

    • I thought the “Sex on Holiday” joke was OK. Baby ghost joke was cute…the rest were groaners

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