Conan has never been funnier, wisecrack-wise. Beside the gem in our headline, above, here are two other zingers from ‘The Tonight Show’ on Thursday night, Jan. 13:
"According to a new TV Guide poll, 83 percent of voters want me to stay at 11:35. When he heard this poll number, President Obama asked, ‘How can I get NBC to screw me over?’ "
"Last night, the new season of ‘American Idol’ started on the FOX Network and it was watched by an audience of 30 million people. When they heard that, NBC executives said ‘That’s not true, there’s no such thing as an audience of 30 million people.’