Conan Cracking Wise Again: ‘Hosting ‘The Tonight Show’ has been the fulfillment of a lifelong dream for me – and I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it too.’ Yowser!

Jan 14, 2010  •  Post A Comment

Conan has never been funnier, wisecrack-wise. Beside the gem in our headline, above, here are two other zingers from ‘The Tonight Show’ on Thursday night, Jan. 13:

"According to a new TV Guide poll, 83 percent of voters want me to stay at 11:35. When he heard this poll number, President Obama asked, ‘How can I get NBC to screw me over?’ "

"Last night, the new season of ‘American Idol’ started on the FOX Network and it was watched by an audience of 30 million people. When they heard that, NBC executives said ‘That’s not true, there’s no such thing as an audience of 30 million people.’

–Chuck Ross


  1. Putting Conan on the Tonight Show was like putting a goat to ride in a rodeo, mixed in with the bulls! Who would want to watch him do it? Either he has a contract, or he doesn’t..if not, HIS bad. He should give thanks to the people he is now knocking for ever putting him ON THE AIR at all. The REAL Conan is now coming out and it will not and is not a pretty thing to see.

  2. You suck, Jack O’Brien.

  3. Conan has better comedic timing, he has a better writing staff, and he still has all the pizzaz that he brought on over from the late show.
    NBC is just digging themselves a bigger hole to bury itself in.

  4. You suck more Jack O’Briens Mother.

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