Here’s a bookmaker with a good sense of humor.

Paddy Power, Ireland’s No. 1 bookmaker, is taking some fun odds related to Charlie Sheen.

Besides offering 25/1 odds that Lindsay Lohan will be his next goddess, other odds on who will be his next goddess include Pam Anderson, 33/1; Iryna Ivanova, 10/1; July Playmate of the Month Jessa Hinton 4/1 (the favorite); and newly available Royal sister Pippa Middleton the biggest longshot at 500/1.

Furthermore, you can also make book with Paddy Power on ways Sheen’s character on "Two and a Half Men" will be written out of the show:

11/10   Drives his car off a cliff
 2/1      Leaves via airport with Rose
 9/4      Gets shot in a crime of passion
 5/1      By accidental poisoning
10/1     Gets hit by lightning
12/1     Plane crash
16/1     Surfing accident
25/1     Jail sentence
40/1     Gets lost at sea
50/1     Taken into the Witness Protection Program
100/1   A piano falls on him
250/1   Join a monastery