Here’s a bookmaker with a good sense of humor.
Paddy Power, Ireland’s No. 1 bookmaker, is taking some fun odds related to Charlie Sheen.
Besides offering 25/1 odds that Lindsay Lohan will be his next goddess, other odds on who will be his next goddess include Pam Anderson, 33/1; Iryna Ivanova, 10/1; July Playmate of the Month Jessa Hinton 4/1 (the favorite); and newly available Royal sister Pippa Middleton the biggest longshot at 500/1.
Furthermore, you can also make book with Paddy Power on ways Sheen’s character on "Two and a Half Men" will be written out of the show:
11/10 Drives his car off a cliff
2/1 Leaves via airport with Rose
9/4 Gets shot in a crime of passion
5/1 By accidental poisoning
10/1 Gets hit by lightning
12/1 Plane crash
16/1 Surfing accident
25/1 Jail sentence
40/1 Gets lost at sea
50/1 Taken into the Witness Protection Program
100/1 A piano falls on him
250/1 Join a monastery